Granny's Gone Gingersnaps
What happened to Granny? She used to be the saint of the sugar-bowl, over-candying our youth and fighting a nap just to turn the page on a nursery rhyme. A weathered relic of a "Greatest" time, guarding us from rotting teeth and the jaws of Death. Then the record skipped. The needle hit a jagged groove and stayed there, piercing that lamb-like legacy. She’s shredding the blueprints of her era, taking the shears to her hemlines, and laughing at the ruins. The Greatest Generation just lost its finest: She’s gone lawless. A reckless hooligan who traded her "sage wisdom" for a getaway car. What has the world come to? Granny isn't watching the world burn—she’s the one holding the match.