Granny's Gone Gingersnaps
What happened to Granny?
She used to be the saint of the sugar-bowl, over-candying our youth and fighting a nap just to turn the page on a nursery rhyme.
A weathered relic of a "Greatest" time, guarding us from rotting teeth and the jaws of Death.
Then the record skipped.
The needle hit a jagged groove and stayed there, piercing that lamb-like legacy.
She’s shredding the blueprints of her era, taking the shears to her hemlines, and laughing at the ruins.
The Greatest Generation just lost its finest: She’s gone lawless. A reckless hooligan who traded her "sage wisdom" for a getaway car.
What has the world come to? Granny isn't watching the world burn—she’s the one holding the match.
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