Granny's Gone Gingersnaps

 What happened to Granny? 


She used to be the saint of the sugar-bowl, over-candying our youth and fighting a nap just to turn the page on a nursery rhyme. 


A weathered relic of a "Greatest" time, guarding us from rotting teeth and the jaws of Death.


Then the record skipped. 


The needle hit a jagged groove and stayed there, piercing that lamb-like legacy. 


She’s shredding the blueprints of her era, taking the shears to her hemlines, and laughing at the ruins.


The Greatest Generation just lost its finest: She’s gone lawless. A reckless hooligan who traded her "sage wisdom" for a getaway car. 


What has the world come to? Granny isn't watching the world burn—she’s the one holding the match.

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